WHO iiiis this bitch?

CAMEL TOE CAMEL TOE CAMEL TOE
oh dear.
i saw one today and almost yelled it like who? rock of love charm school. camel toe with furry boots, WHO iiiss this bitch trying to be?
i have become increasingly tired of the cold. It's such a sad time of year.
People are almost completely unapproachable when its cold. Coats, earmuffs, gloves...furry boots.......CAMEL TOE. Not that camel toe cannot be witnessed in the summertime but at least there is some skin to look at too. Everything is just dead now...but my love is just blossoming! Kind of not kidding in a way but I feel like being sarcastic to a fault today.