damn my head hurts.

so this girl went into the hospital the other night because she had dislocated both of her thumbs having sex. the same night a woman went into the hospital with a twisted knee sort of thing because she fell off the bed when her and her husband were "having some fun." im sure that sort of stuff happens all the time at hospitals all over but it makes me laugh. it must have been some good sex.





I saw a guy get pwned by a bicycle that he walked out in front of while texting. this is the same day that there is an article in the school newspaper about the "dangers of text-walking."


Apparently in London there are lampposts and telephone poles that are covered in padding to rid text-walkers of such "hazards." I will never believe that this is real.

People make me want to spit in their faces. That statement is so grammatically incorrect but you get my point. Spitting takes a minimal amount of effort (sometimes...I am a particularly bad spitter...) while yelling or crying or hitting or kicking or throwing things takes work. Fuck me having to work when they should not be breathing anyway.